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Tell ’em, Teddy!
This is all I can think about when I hear Ted Cruz’s pigeon mouth yell into a tiny microphone.
Another mass shooting, another Dem president saying “We have to do something” and another opportunity for Ted Cruz (et al.) to make love to and soothe the pretend fears of Republican voters. By now it’s as predictable as gun deaths and taxes.
The radical legislation that gets brought up every six months (or whatever) is to ban assault rifles, clips that hold lots of rounds and universal background checks. Will that solve the problem? No! Will it help? Yes! Ted spoke confidently like a good boy and called the Democrats efforts “ridiculous theater.”
When Cruz says things like this, pretends to be sensitive and acts like someone shot his grandmother (nobody shot his grandma) I imagine Republicans across the country saying something like, “That’s my guy!”
I don’t know why people like Ted Cruz. He’s got the most punchable face ever, (Former Duke basketball player, Grayson Allen, has the second most punchable face ever). Cruz would’ve been a really perfect, really hatable point guard at Duke. I don’t think he plays basketball though. Just a guess.
The well-loathed asshole and top NRA $$$ recipient in 2018 went on to say that these common sense measures (that are…
